One day I was walking down the streets of New York City and I spied someone walking toward me. He had a TV in his hands. I couldn’t believe it. I asked him, “What is that?” And he replied that, “It’s only the best portable TV that man has ever made. It gets all the normal channels and they come in well. It is digital, with an LCD screen.” I was simply amazed. He let me watch an episode of Seinfeld right there in the middle of the street and I immediately went out and bought one myself. Since then I never go anywhere without my portable TV. (By the way it is of the 7 inch variety. That is the best way to go.) I hope that someday everyone can have one of these fine things in their pocketbooks and briefcases.
